"Moe has no idea what's going to sell to the hip crowd. Unless it's the broken hip crowd." - Mary

"She may think I'm senile, but I'm senile like a fox."- Moe

“I don't need no Facebook or no Twitter-witter, whatever that is.” - Ricky

“Sometimes keeping the money in your pocket is the best investment.” - Vic

“It takes a lot of time to make junk look good!” - Mary

“Bubba don't do well in tight spaces.” - Ricky

“Every now and then you have to make a statement with these people.” - Vic

“Typical out-of-towner... brings a knife to a gun fight.” - Ricky

“Next time, we're going back to the original plan. Which is, of course, no plan.” - Mary

“If the mattresses are hidden, don't do no biddin’.” - Ricky

“Score one for the blondes!” - Jenny

“You know what they say: never turn down rain and baby lambs.” - Ricky
“I have no idea what that means.” - Bubba

“I don't do this stuff to break even.” - Vic

“The chair’s for a beauty shop, but the rest is for an uhhhgly shop.” - Ricky

“It doesn't take a fancy college degree for me to know I just schooled those other bidders.” - Bubba